Erap was asked by a gradeschooler to test his english ability.
Kids : Use Deduct, Defense, Detail & Defeat in a sentence.
Erap: (after 15 minutes of silence) DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE,
DEFEAT first, then DETAIL!!
The More Intelligent Candidate
This incident supposedly happened before the “ERAP PRESIDENCY”.
The most intelligent the “presidentiable”(Pinoy term for preisential candidates),
Miriam Santiago, has challenged the least intelligent presidentiable to
a televised debate.
To make things interesting, Miriam says that every time she asks Erap a question
which he cannot answer, Erap has to pay Miriam five pesos. BUT if Erap asks Miriam
a question which she cannot answer, Miriam has to give Erap five thousand pesos.
Miriam asks the first question: “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?
” Erap doesn’t say a word, reaches for his wallet, pulls out a five-peso bill and
hands it to Miriam.
Now, it’s his turn. He asks Miriam: “What goes up a hill with three legs,
and comes down with four?” Miriam looks at him with a puzzled look.
She whips out her laptop computer and searches all her references.
She taps into the phone with her modem and searches the Net.
Frustrated, she sends E-mails to all her aides, assistants, and friends.
All to no avail.
After over an hour, she admits defeat and hands Erap five 1000-peso bills.
Erap says nothing, but politely accepts the P5,000 and turns away to go home.
Miriam is a poor sport and demands from Erap, “Well, so what IS the answer!?”
Without a word, Erap pulls out his wallet and gives Miriam another five pesos….
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