Top 10 Reasons why Chocolate is Better than Sex

Food for thought as you tear into that box of chocolates
1. When you have chocolate it does not keep you neighbors awake.
2. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
3. Good chocolate is not hard to find.
4. With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.
5. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
6. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during office hours without upsetting your co-workers.

7. The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.
8. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
9. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
10. You can GET chocolate.

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